if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

hinaori said: That joke bee… that just I just…

was it too fabulous for u

alf-parkinton do u like my bad jokes should i think of more for you


a group of genderfluid people. a genderflood.

I miss you.

psii/sign #4



oh i missed these boys ;;A;; #4 - eyelids


my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt


People celebrate the declaration of Ukraine’s national independence near the Verkhovna Rada in Kyiv on Aug. 24, 1991 [800 × 560]


The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

i feel bad when im writing to multiple people and i write responses out of order in which the messages were sent like??im sorry i dont love u less i just have nothing to say to u


why is this so hard

guess whos moved into their dorm now! (it is me)


i love archer but he has legit the most punchable-looking face in the entire pokemon franchise